Do you long for the days when all men had hairy chests, wore gold chains and posed in photographs like 1970’s Burtons catalogue models
Well, STOP YOUR LONGING… LONG NO MORE – because this month’s Skip Hunk is a hairy chested, gold chain wearing, slice of prime British beefcake.
Ladies and ‘not so sures’, I introduce to you, Mr Phil Bott, a driver for K.C.M. Metals & Skip Hire in Rotherham.
Hi Phil! Thanks for being this month’s Skip Hunk. Tell us a bit about yourself?
Well, I am 43 years of age – you can't tell from my sexy body though can you?. I drive a Ro-Ro and I’m an ex-army man - still active in the TA.
Did you hear that ladies – he used to be a soldier! They wear uniforms and run around lots. Stop your dribbling!
So what do you like to do Phil, when you’re not driving your Ro-Ro?
I like meeting new people but most of all rooting through skips. I’m basically a fully qualified skip rat.
And what do you do in your spare time?
I don't have much spare time but when I have got some I like to watch Rambo and read The Skip Mag. I like nothing better than ogling the skip chicks!
We aim to please. Anything else you’d like to say, Phil?
Yeah – keep up the good work!
Cheers – we’ll do our best. You can put your vest back on now Phil – you’ll be using your nipples as coat hangers if it gets any colder!
