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SKIP HUNK – MAY 2007

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Cone you believe it?! This month we have two for the price of one in Skip Hunk corner, and not only that they’re also a father and son – the ultimate female fantasy (or is that just any man who enjoys shoe shopping! – Ed).
So then chaps, tell our readers a little bit about yourselves and what you do?
Arthur – We are father and son skip hire duo – a bit like Batman and Robin but without the capes. I’m Arthur Hartley and the younger one, obviously, is my son, James. We’re known to most as Arthur’s Skips. We started thirteen years ago – just us two – and we now have twenty one staff, thirteen wagon and eight pieces of plant.
Impressive! And what do you like most about the industry?
Arthur – All the different people we meet!
Succinct! So, how come only one of you has a jockstrap on? How did this come about?
James – Arthur’s the Linford Christie of the skip hire industry – does that explain? (sort of, but not really! – Ed). Seriously though, this is a photo from a charity calendar we did.
And what do you like about The Skip magazine?
Arthur – Everything! It contains all the different information we need.
Finally, is there anything you’d like to say to our readers?
Arthur – Yes – Good luck to you all in what is a difficult industry. We hope you all have a very successful year!
Lovely! Thanks for your time guys. Now go and put those cones away before you have someone’s eye out with them…

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Skip Hunk April 07

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Craig “Crusher” Adkins makes a big impression in the April edition

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Skip Hunk – December 06

Hailing from Preston (officially Britain’s newest city – Facts Ed) this months Skip Hunk is Gary Halton, 35, from Able Skip Hire. The question is, will he be ‘able’ to deal with all the female attention once the women of Britain clamp their eyes on his hot, fleshy torso?

You wouldn’t know it from looking at the lack of clothing on Gary, but Preston is famous for its cotton and rayon manufacturing and has been for almost 230 years. It’s also home to the annual snooker Grad Prix, but I can assure you dear readers, I won’t be cracking any distasteful jokes about being able to spot a couple of un-potted balls or uttering the phrases, ‘sink the pink’ or ‘screw back’ for comic effect
So then Gary, what made you want to be a skip hunk?
Well, as you can see I don’t have much clothing and the prospect or a new T-shirt was too much to resist.
Well, who can resist our t-shirts (only £9.99 if you order one now on 0844 560 7706 – Cheeky Promotions Ed). And what do you like about life as a skip driver, Gary?
I like finding toys in the skips and decorating my wagon with them. Most of the lads think this is very sad, but it really impresses our female customers. Young mothers get especially excited when they seem them. I call them my ’Muppets of Love’.
Does anything bore you about the job?
I get bored very easily and I am always on the look out for a new job, so if anyone is looking for a hunky HGV driver get in touch.
I’m not too sure your bosses will be too happy to hear that! What do you do when you’re not driving skip trucks?
As you can see from my ‘toned physique’ I like to work out. When I am not at the gym I spend my spare time cleaning up at home after the wife and kids or visiting the Doctor about my various health problems.
I’m sorry to hear that Gary! Have you got anything you’d like to say before you toddle off?
Can I have my clothes back now please?
Yes, Gary, yes you can. Here’s your trousers, t-shirt and jacket – I think your socks might be down your boxers.

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Skip Hunk of the Month – September 06

Not one but 2 Skip hunks raised the game in our September issue.
The first one is John Caerio

The Second one is Joe Gato a man of little words but his cool shades speak volumes