Skip Hunk – June 2009 | The Skip Magazine

Skip Hunk – June 2009

Skip Hunk Kev - Fwooar!

Summer’s coming and things are certainly hotting up – with no little thanks to Stockport’s own Candy Man, Kev from Cheshire Haulage.

Feeling a little hot under the collar, I spoke to our Kev to get the low-down on what makes a hunk like him tick…

So Kev, I can see you enjoy a nice Dib Dab now and again

“Yeah, you could say that…like any red blooded male, I like to dip my lolly in some sweet sugar whenever the urge takes me.”

Er, quite! So tell us a bit about yourself…

“I’m tall, fit and single. And you’re probably now asking yourself, how on earth is a guy this good-looking single? (Er, no I wasn’t actually…Ed). Well I can answer that conundrum – with so many cute honeys around, I didn’t want to be in a relationship and deprive all the ladies of a piece of this fine ass. I’m a giver, and I like to GIVE a lot to my ladies, know what I mean?”

Yes, Kev, you make yourself quite clear. So what do you like to get up to when you’re not with your “honeys”?

“Obviously a physique like mine needs time put aside to maintain, so I work out a lot. My job involves a lot of physical activity so I’m a hard grafter. When I’m not working, I catch up with mates, follow the almighty Manchester City and help out my mum who’s a bit poorly at the moment.”

Wow, Kev! Helping out your poor mum? You have a big heart after all. There was me thinking you were a vain chauvinist!

“Er, no…I’m just trying to get lucky with one of the nurses who visits her. Don’t get me wrong, I love my mum but most of the time, she just tells me to bugger off cos I’m making the place look untidy. Anyway, this nurse comes over Thursdays and Saturdays – a nice bit of skirt she is – so I’ll be there making sure I can be of use. I’ve got a thing for nurses you see. I think it stems from when I was 12 and I had my tonsils out…”

OK, time to wrap up. Last words for any women out there, who may still be reading this interview?

“Love is the answer – but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.”

Right…thanks Kev. So there you go ladies, over-sexed, over-confident and over here. Kev from Stockport. Approach him with peril and don’t say the Skip Magazine didn’t warn you.