One for the lads…

Look out, this month’s Skip Chick is a bit of a firey, moody sort. Mind you, who wouldn’t enjoy a good telling off from Sophie the skip temptress?? She keeps things in order at Brunswick Skip Hire, in Merseyside.
Q. Hi Sophie, please can you tell us a little about yourself and what you do for the company?
A. Well I’m 25 and in my long life I’ve flirted with several different careers – namely a stint as Mark Lawrenson’s moustache, which is actually what led me to the skip hire business. I’m sure you’re all aware that Mark is quite the skip collector – you should see his 10 yard! I’m generally involved in the company with selling our great quality skips to the wonderful citizens of the UK, and I’m also responsible for keeping all the boys in line at the yard!
Q. I bet they’re on their best behaviour when you’re around, not to mention Lawro! So what do you like best about working for the company?
A. 10 yards!
Q. Okay, we won’t ask you to elaborate on that – probably best left to interpretation. What do you get up to when you’re not working, then?
A. I like to watch the Everton with a nice can of Red Stripe and my boyfriend on my lap. During the inevitable summer footy drought I sit and wait patiently for the new season.
Q. Beer and footy? What a dream girlfriend! What’s the best thing you’ve ever seen in a skip then, Sophie?
A. Burt Reynolds
Q. Brilliant! Thanks for being our July Skip Chick. Finally, is there anything else you want to say to our readers before you go?
A. Big ups to you all and thanks for stopping by!