Garbage Guru
Four days in the life of The Garbage Guru…
Day 1
Today I rescued a German Overstrung Piano from a Skip at J & B skip hire in Northwich (see photo). Proving that skip scavenging can be a great way of finding something for Christmas!
Day 2
This morning I arranged a photo shoot with Polish skip chick (see photo). Hopefully The Skip will feature her in one of their forthcoming editions. Oooh – it’s a tough life!
Then at 10 pm I got called out to deal with incident at a recycling plant in Liverpool. A Slovakian Recycling Operative had caused an accident with a 15 Tonne Volvo Loading Shovel causing thousands of pounds worth of damage. This just goes to show how vital it is that all recycling plants maintain a training matrix which cross references the machines on site with the machine operatives. It could cost you thousands otherwise.
Day 3
Fireworks started going off in an FEL Wagon at Gaskells Recycling Centre in Liverpool whilst I was training a new Operations Manager for COTF. Remember – training with proper certification will reduce insurance premiums.
Day 4
Spent the day COTC Training for Wigan Council.
Employers – remember to feed your pickers – it’s the perfect weather for porridge – it won’t slow them down and it’ll make them eager to work harder! Remember our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our cooks!
Email the Garbage Guru at
to ask any questions about the murky world of waste.
December 21, 2006 at 12:00 pm | Skip Hire Industry News | No comment
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